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(Source: iwantcupcakes)

princess-palpatine:

why is everyone so reluctant to sort their faves into Slytherin? the house description is “ambitious and cunning” not “they’re all fucking evil slimy malicious twats.”

  • frodo: smeagol sauron baggins, i named u after 2 of the bravest men ive ever known

viva-la-heichou:

hannahissoweird:

koujakus-boyfriend:

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif

I’ve never seen tumblr on Halloween or Christmas… Is it bad?

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(Source: latierbeetee)

raygorartshit:

Bisexual Frustration: Everyone is Hot and I’m Really Bad at Handling It - my autobiography

raygorartshit:

Bisexual Frustration: Everyone is Hot and I’m Really Bad at Handling It - my autobiography

helveticas:

I want all the clothes in the world but I only have $9 and my virginity 

(Source: naeive)

unkhs:

I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”

(Source: bauks)

annual reminder about 9/11

zombowies:

  • jokes about the victims or the situation will not be tolerated
  • islamophobic comments and stereotypical bullshit will also not be tolerated
  • you will be unfollowed in 0.2 seconds if i see that shit; i’d like to think the people i follow are better, smarter, and more compassionate than that
sadxfuzz:

THE REALEST SHIT I EVER SEEN GOD DAMN

sadxfuzz:

THE REALEST SHIT I EVER SEEN GOD DAMN

(Source: metaf)